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Irongaze125
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Two Words

Chuck Norris.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:50 am    Post subject: Re: Two Words

Heh, I still have clips of Conan O'brians Walker Texas Ranger Lever tucked away in my files. Good times.

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PostPosted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 4:48 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Words

Chuck Norris is freaking awesome.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:56 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Words

edited for content
see post below

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:11 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Words

puts the laughter in manslaughter...I almost fell out of my chair.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 4:24 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Words

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The Top 100 little known facts about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
We all know the magic word is please. As in the sentence, "Please don't kill me." Too bad Chuck Norris doesn't believe in magic.
Chuck Noris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Chuck Norris" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!".
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fu** down.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Geico saved 15% by switching to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fu** he wants.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is Courage?" Chuck Norris received an "A+" for writing only the words "Chuck Norris" and promptly turning in the paper.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Niether does Chuck Norris. He doesn't have to.
Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
Chuck Norris refers to himself in fourth person.
Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 15 cowboy boot on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fu**ing Indian.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Little kids enjoy lighting ants on fire with magnifying glasses. Chuck Norris enjoys lighting little kids on fire with ants. Scientists have yet to find out how this feat is achieved.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Chuck Norris is watching.
If you see Chuck Norris crying he will grant you a wish, if your wish is dying.
If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.
Chuck Norris ends every relationship with "Its not me, its you".
Chuck Norris once went on Celebrity Jeopardy and answered, "Who is Chuck Norris?" to every question. It was the first and only time in Jeopardy history that a contestant answered every single question right.
Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the sh** out of them.
Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Chuck Norris never gets brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fu** off.
Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the sh** out of little kids.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Chuck Norris.
Although Spiderman's spidey sense is impressive, Chuck Norris has a roundhouse sense that allows him to kick a** before the a** even shows up.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.
Heart disease may be the new leading cause of death in women age 45 to 65, but Chuck Norris is still the leading cause of death in men age 0 to 125.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. Chuck Norris has 7,483.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once ate a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris does not have pubic hair, he has a groin beard.
Chuck Norris' only pick up line is him snapping his fingers, pointing at a girl, and then pointing to his bulge. Chuck Norris gets it all the time.
Whenever Chuck Norris's wife asks him nicely to do the dishes, he throws them in the garbage and tells her she looks fat.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
Jesus's Birthday isn't December 25 but Chuck Norris once sent him a birthday card for that day, Jesus was too scared to tell Chuck the truth. Thats why we celebrate Christmas
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
Chuck Norris once fought a bear simply because it dared to grow more body hair than Chuck Norris.
One time in an airport a guy accidently called Chuck Norris "Chick Norris". He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politley signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.
Chuck Norris can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fu** Chuck Norris is.
When Chuck Norris exercises, the machine gets stronger.
Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Oxygen requires Chuck Norris to live.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris once took sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris enters a night club, he instantly becomes the life of the party. An instant is roughly how long it takes Chuck Norris to kill a room full of people.
After taking the first steps on the moon and saying the immortal words, "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind", Neil Armstrong looked to his right, only to see Chuck Norris there on the moon, sitting on a lawn chair drinking a beer. "Giant leap, my a**", Chuck replied.
The first lunar eclipse took place after Chuck Norris challenged the sun to a staring contest. Chuck Norris always wins.
As a poor college student, Chuck Norris went to the local sperm bank to make some quick cash. He retired later that day.
When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he transforms into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a midget and it burst into 25 gold coins.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.
Chuck Norris thought Arnold's movie "Commando" was lacking in senseless killings.
Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg. At the same time.
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his entire life. He believes that the interrogative tense is a sign of weakness.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 8:32 am    Post subject: Re: Two Words

lmao

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Words

chuk noris suks

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:39 am    Post subject: Re: Two Words

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.

www.chucknorrisfacts.com

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:26 pm    Post subject: Re: Two Words

An anagram for Chuck Norris:




"CRUNK CHOIRS"

Heavy, man. . .

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